PRGRM WKND 2004: Food Poisoning

Food poisoning is not an enjoyable experience.

However, I would recommend all humans to experience it at least once. It's amazing what the human body can do to get rid of stuff that it doesn't want in its system. Not that it's enjoyable. But the whole time I couldn't help but be amazed at the literal flushing out of my system.

I used to always wish that somehow God could have designed us so we didn't have to go to the bathroom. That our body was so fuel-efficient that we use it all up.

But now that I've had food poisoning, I have a new-found resepect for what my body does without my knowledge... and how quickly it reacted to the introder of a Sweet Cheese Roll Thingy from Hades.

So yeah... thank you God for making a body with systems that can react so fast to a threat to the body's health. Really, you should all experience it some time... it's quite... opening.